The Mermaid

things about me in the now

March 6, 2014 5:54 pm

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

(via scurrilousstraggler)

5:50 pm 5:46 pm

Kuroshitsuji, chapter 62.

(Source: daemonic-kokain, via dogrot)

5:44 pm

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5:40 pm 5:39 pm

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell.

(via broadway-aradia)

5:32 pm 5:31 pm
thedandmom:

Cute little pokemon paint i did up real quick. 

thedandmom:

Cute little pokemon paint i did up real quick. 

(via asylumaticxassistant)

5:29 pm
mage-of-time:

kuffly:

ludicrouscupcake:

virgil-hawkins:

Let’s talk about this hammer for a second, Fear No Anvil. Don’t remember it? That’s cool, a lot of people wouldn’t. It’s John’s, this I’m sure you’ve have deduced by now. Gifted to him by Davesprite. Dave doesn’t do Hammer’s though, he himself got the code from his denzien Hephaestus. Davesprite put it best by saying it’s a ” TG: really powerful hammer” Simple as that.  So what does this it do? Stops time.  Now I got a real simple question for y’all: Who’s an extremely powerful time player that they need to stop? Take your time, I’ll wait for your answer.

DUDE

FUCK

NO BUT
WAIT

mage-of-time:

kuffly:

ludicrouscupcake:

virgil-hawkins:

Let’s talk about this hammer for a second, Fear No Anvil. Don’t remember it? That’s cool, a lot of people wouldn’t. It’s John’s, this I’m sure you’ve have deduced by now. Gifted to him by Davesprite. Dave doesn’t do Hammer’s though, he himself got the code from his denzien Hephaestus. Davesprite put it best by saying it’s a ” TG: really powerful hammer” Simple as that.
So what does this it do? Stops time.
Now I got a real simple question for y’all: Who’s an extremely powerful time player that they need to stop? Take your time, I’ll wait for your answer.

DUDE

FUCK

NO BUT

WAIT

(Source: tellarad, via asylumaticxassistant)

5:28 pm

raserus:

bethanyberg:

Xoidiox - a living void-gate.

From one of my personal stories.

That is scary and beautiful.

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